{"title":"Funny Pillows","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThrow Pillows That Throw Shade. 🛋️😂\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour couch deserves better than boring. Your dad deserves better than a generic gift card. And honestly? Everyone in your life deserves a pillow that makes them snort-laugh every time they sit down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eFunny Pillows\u003c\/strong\u003e collection is the home decor upgrade nobody knew they needed — soft, vibrant, and loaded with the kind of honest dad humor that hits different at 7am when he's already on his third coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's in the Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⚓ \u003cstrong\u003eCaptain Dad Pillow\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the dad who runs a tight ship and wants everyone to know it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏆 \u003cstrong\u003eWorld's Okayest Dad Throw Pillow\u003c\/strong\u003e — the most honest award ever given to a dad who shows up and tries his best\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⚡ \u003cstrong\u003eDad Mode Activated Pillow\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the dad who booted up and never looked back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in up to 25 colors. One Size. $20–$23. Soft enough to nap on, funny enough to frame.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSide effects include: dad displaying this pillow in the most visible spot in the house, using it as evidence in every household argument, and guests asking \"where did you get that?\" approximately 100% of the time.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"captain-dad-pillow","title":"Captain Dad Pillow","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAll Hands on Deck. Dad is in Command. 🚢👨✈️\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery household has a captain. He's the one who controls the thermostat, knows where everything is (even when he pretends not to), and has an opinion about how the dishwasher should be loaded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCaptain Dad Pillow\u003c\/strong\u003e is his official badge of honor — the perfect throne accessory for the dad who runs a tight ship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy Every Captain Dad Needs This Pillow\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🛋️ \u003cstrong\u003eUltra-soft 100% brushed face polyester cover\u003c\/strong\u003e — as comfortable as dad's favorite chair\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📸 \u003cstrong\u003eVibrantly printed design\u003c\/strong\u003e — bold, crisp, and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📏 \u003cstrong\u003e16.5 x 15.5\" cover with 18 x 18\" insert\u003c\/strong\u003e — perfectly plump and pillow ready\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eAll components sourced \u0026amp; constructed in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003e25 colors\u003c\/strong\u003e — from classic Navy and White to bold Purple, Teal, and Vegas Gold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧹 \u003cstrong\u003eEasy care\u003c\/strong\u003e — spot clean cover \u0026amp; air dry spot clean insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eThe perfect gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, or any day he needs to feel appreciated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlace it on his recliner. Watch him never leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSide effects include: dad claiming the couch as his permanent command center, unsolicited opinions on throw pillow placement, and a 100% increase in napping confidence.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183541958,"sku":"1277-13305-108733612-59218","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Gold \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183574726,"sku":"1277-13360-108733612-59268","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183607494,"sku":"1277-13361-108733612-59269","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183640262,"sku":"1277-13362-108733612-59270","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183673030,"sku":"1277-13363-108733612-59271","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Columbia Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183705798,"sku":"1277-13364-108733612-59272","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183738566,"sku":"1277-13365-108733612-59273","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183771334,"sku":"1277-13366-108733612-59274","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183804102,"sku":"1277-13367-108733612-59275","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183836870,"sku":"1277-13368-108733612-59276","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183869638,"sku":"1277-13369-108733612-59277","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183902406,"sku":"1277-13370-108733612-59278","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183935174,"sku":"1277-13371-108733612-59279","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Old Gold \/ One Size","offer_id":45808183967942,"sku":"1277-13372-108733612-59280","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ One Size","offer_id":45808184000710,"sku":"1277-13373-108733612-59281","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":45808184033478,"sku":"1277-13374-108733612-59282","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ One Size","offer_id":45808184066246,"sku":"1277-13375-108733612-59283","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One Size","offer_id":45808184099014,"sku":"1277-13376-108733612-59284","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ One Size","offer_id":45808184131782,"sku":"1277-13377-108733612-59285","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ One Size","offer_id":45808184164550,"sku":"1277-13378-108733612-59286","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ One Size","offer_id":45808184197318,"sku":"1277-13379-108733612-59287","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal \/ One Size","offer_id":45808184230086,"sku":"1277-13380-108733612-59288","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ One Size","offer_id":45808184262854,"sku":"1277-13381-108733612-59289","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vegas Gold \/ One Size","offer_id":45808184295622,"sku":"1277-13382-108733612-59290","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ One Size","offer_id":45808184328390,"sku":"1277-13383-108733612-59291","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/4302\/3814\/files\/captain-dad-king-of-the-recliner.png?v=1777588680"},{"product_id":"worlds-okayest-dad-throw-pillow","title":"World's Okayest Dad Throw Pillow","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHonest. Relatable. Legendary. 🏆🛋️\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot the best dad. Not the worst dad. Somewhere gloriously in the middle — and perfectly okay with that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eWorld's Okayest Dad Throw Pillow\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfectly humble home accessory for the dad who shows up, tries his best, and occasionally burns the grilled cheese. Display it proudly. He's earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Every Okayest Dad Needs This Pillow\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏆 \u003cstrong\u003eWorld's Okayest Dad design\u003c\/strong\u003e — the most honest dad award ever given\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003e25 colors\u003c\/strong\u003e — from classic White and Navy to bold Vegas Gold, Turquoise, Purple, and more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003eOne Size\u003c\/strong\u003e — perfectly plump and couch-ready\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🛋️ \u003cstrong\u003eSoft, vibrant, and built to last\u003c\/strong\u003e — through every dad joke and nap session\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eThe perfect gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — Father's Day, birthdays, or any day he needs a little recognition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePairs perfectly with the World's Okayest Dad T-Shirt and Mug for the ultimate gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSide effects include: dad displaying this pillow in the most visible spot in the house, using it as evidence in arguments about who does the most around here, and the phrase \"I'm not the worst, right?\" repeated until someone agrees.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":45808194814150,"sku":"1279-13309-108733618-59216","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Gold \/ One Size","offer_id":45808194846918,"sku":"1279-13311-108733618-59219","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":45808194879686,"sku":"1279-13312-108733618-59220","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ One Size","offer_id":45808194912454,"sku":"1279-13313-108733618-59221","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ One Size","offer_id":45808194945222,"sku":"1279-13314-108733618-59222","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Columbia Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":45808194977990,"sku":"1279-13315-108733618-59223","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195010758,"sku":"1279-13316-108733618-59225","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195043526,"sku":"1279-13317-108733618-59226","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195076294,"sku":"1279-13318-108733618-59227","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195109062,"sku":"1279-13319-108733618-59228","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195141830,"sku":"1279-13320-108733618-59229","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195174598,"sku":"1279-13321-108733618-59230","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195207366,"sku":"1279-13322-108733618-59231","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Old Gold \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195240134,"sku":"1279-13323-108733618-59232","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195272902,"sku":"1279-13324-108733618-59233","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195305670,"sku":"1279-13325-108733618-59234","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195338438,"sku":"1279-13326-108733618-59235","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195371206,"sku":"1279-13327-108733618-59236","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195403974,"sku":"1279-13328-108733618-59237","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195436742,"sku":"1279-13329-108733618-59238","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195469510,"sku":"1279-13330-108733618-59239","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195502278,"sku":"1279-13331-108733618-59240","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195535046,"sku":"1279-13332-108733618-59241","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vegas Gold \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195567814,"sku":"1279-13333-108733618-59242","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195600582,"sku":"1279-13334-108733618-59243","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/4302\/3814\/files\/okayest-dad-pillow-nap-mode.png?v=1777590312"},{"product_id":"dad-mode-activated-pillow","title":"Dad Mode Activated Pillow","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSystem Online. Dad Mode: Activated. ⚡🛋️\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe moment it happens, everything changes. The priorities shift. The instincts kick in. The coffee consumption triples. He is no longer just a person — he is a \u003cstrong\u003eDad\u003c\/strong\u003e, and Dad Mode is fully, irreversibly activated.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDad Mode Activated Pillow\u003c\/strong\u003e is the official home accessory for every dad who's booted up and running — whether he's a brand new dad still figuring out the controls, or a seasoned veteran who's been in Dad Mode for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Every Dad Needs This Pillow\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⚡ \u003cstrong\u003eDad Mode Activated design\u003c\/strong\u003e — because once it's on, there's no turning it off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003e25 colors\u003c\/strong\u003e — from classic White and Navy to bold Vegas Gold, Turquoise, Purple, and more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003eOne Size\u003c\/strong\u003e — perfectly sized for the couch command center\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🛋️ \u003cstrong\u003eSoft, vibrant, and built to last\u003c\/strong\u003e — through every diaper change, school run, and Saturday morning cartoon session\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eThe perfect gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — baby showers, Father's Day, birthdays, or any day worth celebrating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePairs perfectly with the Dad Mode Activated T-Shirt for the complete Dad Mode look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSide effects include: an uncontrollable urge to fix things that aren't broken, strong opinions about the thermostat, the ability to fall asleep anywhere in under 60 seconds, and the phrase \"because I said so\" becoming a complete sentence.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195666118,"sku":"1278-13310-108733619-59217","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Gold \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195698886,"sku":"1278-13336-108733619-59244","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195731654,"sku":"1278-13337-108733619-59245","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195764422,"sku":"1278-13338-108733619-59246","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195797190,"sku":"1278-13339-108733619-59247","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Columbia Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195829958,"sku":"1278-13340-108733619-59248","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195862726,"sku":"1278-13341-108733619-59249","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195895494,"sku":"1278-13342-108733619-59250","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195928262,"sku":"1278-13343-108733619-59251","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195961030,"sku":"1278-13344-108733619-59252","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ One Size","offer_id":45808195993798,"sku":"1278-13345-108733619-59253","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196026566,"sku":"1278-13346-108733619-59254","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196059334,"sku":"1278-13347-108733619-59255","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Old Gold \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196092102,"sku":"1278-13348-108733619-59256","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196124870,"sku":"1278-13349-108733619-59257","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196157638,"sku":"1278-13350-108733619-59258","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196190406,"sku":"1278-13351-108733619-59259","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196223174,"sku":"1278-13352-108733619-59260","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196255942,"sku":"1278-13353-108733619-59261","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196288710,"sku":"1278-13354-108733619-59262","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196321478,"sku":"1278-13355-108733619-59263","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196354246,"sku":"1278-13356-108733619-59264","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196387014,"sku":"1278-13357-108733619-59265","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vegas Gold \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196419782,"sku":"1278-13358-108733619-59266","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ One Size","offer_id":45808196452550,"sku":"1278-13359-108733619-59267","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/4302\/3814\/files\/dad-mode-new-dad.png?v=1777590505"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/4302\/3814\/collections\/funny-pillows-banner.png?v=1777593813","url":"https:\/\/jokes.casa\/collections\/funny-pillows.oembed","provider":"House of Jokes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}