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Funny Blankets

Wrap Yourself in the Joke. 🛋️😂

Life is short. Blankets are cozy. And there's absolutely no reason your throw blanket can't also be hilarious.

Our Funny Blankets collection is here for the people who believe comfort and comedy go hand in hand — or hand in blanket, as it were. Whether you're gifting one to the dad who has everything, the kid who's always cold, or yourself (no judgment), these blankets deliver warmth, color, and a solid conversation starter.

What's in the Collection

  • 🤣 Dad Jokes Throw Blanket — for the dad who delivers puns on demand, whether you asked for them or not
  • ⚓ First Mate Kids Blanket — for the little adventurer who takes their nautical rank very seriously
  • 🖤 MMH Blanket — the official cozy companion of the MMH family, in 27 bold colors

Available in up to 27 colors. One Size. $35. Soft enough to forgive every bad joke inside them.

Side effects include: never wanting to leave the couch, using the blanket as a cape, and the phrase "just five more minutes" becoming your entire personality.